If anything makes me sound like a Texan, this is it.
Read More18. April (Snow) Showers /
These temperature swings are making my head spin.
Read More17. When I Thought The Wait Was Over /
Watch out, or I'll kick you with my mafia boots.
Read More16. Jerry /
He's full of it, and it don't smell like roses.
Read More15. Boss Fight /
Going back to my roots.
Read More14. The Ballad of FM /
Becoming "Fame", full time.
Read More13. No One Ever Wanted My One-Stop Shop /
My fighter name is the Flexin' Texan.
Read More12. Workaholic, Much? /
Just please tell me I don't have to do any more cold calling.
Read More11. Jealous of Lady Gaga/Louisville /
I'm petty and I know it.
Read More10. The Night They Closed Tartufo /
Major life event initiated.
Read More9. Priva-C /
Thanks in advance.
Read More8. Barry Gibb /
Blame it all on those nights on Broadway.
Read More7. My S.A.S.S. (Silly American Sushi Sunday) /
Mickey Mouse makes a nice orange.
Read More6. A Slow Night At Tartufo /
When the moon hits your eyes...
Read More5. Kidney Stones /
I am the John McClane of renal calculus.
Read More4. Tom Jones /
Just help yourself.
Read More3. Bad Moods /
An hour and a half sitting on the tarmac.
Read More2. My Love of Airplane Food /
What I wouldn't give for one of those hot rolls.
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